‘Twas the night before Christmas. What was I to do?
The grand wasn’t tuned yet and I had the flu.
With our Yule fest approaching, I found out with dread
That the pedal was squeaking and the B flat was dead.
Grandma got run over by a Baldwin,
Caroling at our house Christmas Eve.
People say there's no such thing as tone-deaf,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Every kid in Northshoreville liked music a lot...
But the Grinch, who lived north of Northshoreville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated music! Not a soul knows the reason,
But especially during the Yuletide season!